Censorship blows, but your so-called 'secret' blew harder. If this was yours, imagine how awful you must be to get booted off a site literally named FartDump. Chin up, though—you can always try posting something that won’t make people roll their eyes into the next dimension.
Pro tip: ‘I farted’ might be the quickest way to earn a flush around here. How about an actual joke, a legitimately interesting question, or a story worth discussing? You know... something that doesn't revolve around your bodily functions. Give it a shot and maybe you’ll avoid the proverbial toilet bowl next time.
