Welcome to FartDump.com’s privacy policy, because even on a dumb site, your privacy shouldn’t get dumped.
We don’t know who you are, don’t want to know, and don’t track your secrets back to you.
This site is designed to let you share anonymously; unless you post your life story, you’re just a faceless visitor.
Basically nothing. We grab your IP address if you share a secret (to keep out spammers and cheaters) and that’s about it. If you use the contact form and actually tell us who you are, that’s on you. Don’t post your real name, your Social Security number, or your grandma’s secret cookie recipe on the secrets page as that information is stored in the database. Seriously.
No information is stored if you enter your name on the Church of FartDump page.
No information is stored if you enter your birthday on the Lifetime Fart Counter on the homepage.
When you post a secret, your post is not linked to your identity, email, or account, because you don’t have one here. The only thing stored is the text you submit and, for spam prevention, an IP address (which we don’t share or sell, and only use to ban jerks).
We use Google Analytics (so we know if the site is still alive) and Google AdSense (to keep the lights on). Both use cookies, which means Google can see you, but we can’t. We never know who you are, and we don’t want to.
Ads help pay for server costs. If you’re in Europe, you’ll see a cookie banner; don’t blame us, blame the EU. You can always read Google’s own privacy policy if you like.
We don’t. Your IP helps keep the site from turning into a spam wasteland. We’re not selling, renting, or trading your info for a bag of chips.
No one but us, unless you post something on The Wall. In that case, the whole world (and possibly your school principal) can read it. If you send us a message, we’ll keep it private, unless it’s hilarious, in which case we might screenshot it for personal amusement (but we’ll never post it).
We try our best, but this is the internet. Don’t put anything here you wouldn’t want on a bathroom wall. We’re not Fort Knox, but we aren’t selling you out either.
We might change this policy if something wild happens (like we get bought by a fart-sound conglomerate). Check back here if you care. If you keep using the site, you’re agreeing to whatever is written here, no matter how dumb it sounds.
Questions? Problems? Just want to say “hi” or report a bug? Head to the contact page. We might even reply.
That’s it. Now go have some dumb fun.