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Baby Launcher Is A Free Online Physics Game

A silly browser game where you kick a cartoon baby and watch him bounce across trampolines, chickens, and wacky obstacles for distance records.

High Scores

All-Time

  1. GOD 164722m
  2. ARP 132470m
  3. ARP 97193m
  4. GOD 73180m
  5. JLW 70310m
  6. ARP 52575m
  7. JLW 52223m
  8. KDD 51993m
  9. HEE 47445m
  10. ARP 46547m

Weekly

  1. MIW 30001m
  2. POO 25651m
  3. KIP 19959m
  4. EEL 8838m
  5. JLW 8236m
  6. HCP 3223m

How to Play

Press and hold to charge power, drag up or down to set your launch angle, then release to kick the baby.

Powerups like trampolines and rubber chickens keep you flying; block towers and jack-in-the-boxes slow you down. Go the distance and you'll charge up Solar Power to zap obstacles out of your way.

When you're done, tap Submit to log your best distance to the leaderboard.

There are no accounts here, just enter your initials and you're in.

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About Baby Launcher

I loved the old Kitten Cannon game. Baby Launcher is my more modern take with similar physics. Instead of a cannon and a cat, a clown punts a cartoon baby.

Built with HTML5 canvas and JavaScript, it runs right in your browser, supports fullscreen, and features a live leaderboard.

Powerups like trampolines and rubber chickens keep you flying; block towers and jack-in-the-boxes slow you down.