RECTAL BLASTER 9000
WASD Keys to move • SPACE to shoot
Let's Clean This Colon!
Rectal Blaster 9000
Rectal Blaster 9000 is a fast-paced browser arcade shooter that hurls you into a living, pulsating tunnel where danger drifts in thick, weaponized clouds. Pilot Jetty through this hostile biological passage, blast apart incoming gas formations, and carve a survivable path through the chaos.
Every cloud behaves unpredictably, forcing you to dodge, weave, and fire with precision. Vaporize them for explosive bursts and precious points, but stay sharp. Dense obstacles and heavier threats lurk in the shadows, and one bad maneuver can end your run instantly.
How to play: PC: Move with WASD keys. Fire with the spacebar.
Mobile: Use the left thumbpad to move. Tap 
to shoot.
Survive as long as possible, rack up points, and secure your place on the leaderboards.
Leaderboards
Top 10 scores (All Time + This Week). Can you top the leaderboard?
Top 10 (All Time)
Top 10 (This Week)
About Rectal Blaster
Rectal Blaster is a continuous labor of love. Side shooter games have been done to death, but how many are set in a butthole? Exactly!
Music Credit
Music: Spaceship. Arcade Shooter Game Background Soundtrack
Author: Serhii Kliets