Rectal Blaster 9000

Rectal Blaster 9000 is a fast-paced browser arcade shooter that hurls you into a living, pulsating tunnel where danger drifts in thick, weaponized clouds. Pilot Jetty through this hostile biological passage, blast apart incoming gas formations, and carve a survivable path through the chaos.

Every cloud behaves unpredictably, forcing you to dodge, weave, and fire with precision. Vaporize them for explosive bursts and precious points, but stay sharp. Dense obstacles and heavier threats lurk in the shadows, and one bad maneuver can end your run instantly.

How to play: PC: Move with WASD keys. Fire with the spacebar. Mobile: Use the left thumbpad to move. Tap to shoot. Survive as long as possible, rack up points, and secure your place on the leaderboards.

Leaderboards

Top 10 scores (All Time + This Week). Can you top the leaderboard?