About the Church of FartDump:
Congratulations, you are now an ordained minister in the Church of FartDump. This means... well, basically nothing. We have no real power, no tax breaks, and honestly, we’re not even sure what a minister does here. Your official duties include blasting fart noises at inopportune times, blessing public restrooms, and spreading the gospel of juvenile humor.
Remember: The Church of FartDump is as serious as you are sophisticated, which means not at all. Wear your certificate with pride and maybe, just maybe, don’t show your parents.
If anyone asks, just tell them you found religion in the bottom of a bean burrito.
About the Church of FartDump:
Prepare to change your life and not just fart for fun but to fart for our lord and savior... Lord FartDump. He sacrificed his colon for you and now he wants you to spread his smell to the world. Join Today. It's free.
