Comments for Secret #2165

One time, I met a man named Jerry. He looked like he was made of a bunch of foreign, gooey substances, but some recongnizable ones inlude: tar, gum, dried pee, earwax, and...yeah I don't know. All I do now is since the day I met him, I've been in love with him. The way he crawled in through my bedroom window at 3:00 AM. They way he stuck to my bedroom carpet. The way he looked at me...shy...yet fierce, somehow. Now, Jerry is my husband. I vowed to never tell about our marrige. A promise I've never broken...Until now, I suppse. I love the way your slime sticks to my face when we kiss. I love it when you fart and we have to buy a new house beause of it. I'm sorry Jerry, I love you. But you know I have to go...Mr. Cantelope wants my cheese breath...you know I'm the only one who has it. So long. my love. I'll see you in the next life.