Comments for Secret #2176

A country bumpkin's life isn't easy
I've eaten poop
I've eaten horse
Today I eat goat, car exhaust
Everyone in my family has STDs

A country bumpkin's life isn't easy
I stop jerking off at the sound of a rooster crowing
I'm afraid my cousin will squeeze my balls hard
But I drink milk straight from the teat

I lost my virginity to my mother
And it was good
I had sex with my goat, in a shed
And it was good