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My daily routine:

Wake up. Release epic loud, long morning thunder farts that rattle the bed. Laugh. Use toilet stool to assume better squatting pooping position (seriously do this you will be a champion)! Let loose epic poo. Farts echo throughout bathroom. Toilet stanked up like usual. Look at masterpiece. I’m proud of it. Flush. Don’t use air freshener. Keep toilet lid up. Wash hands. Shower. Emerge from bathroom victorious. Then breakfast, studying, more studies and at home work. Driver’s ed crap. Take the bus to do other things. Come back. Work on books and video games to potentially sell. Video games (that I then play) then chores, then bed. Eat beans. *FAAAART* oh and also that.