Comments for Secret #2835

Yo! King of Farts here. I’m the guy who’s contributed the best farts for the soundboard. Unfortunately my mighty plumbing has been… clogged ever since I accidentally swallowed some gum. It takes a lot to bung up this champion, but the gum was literally gumming up my tubes. Aw man! I was constipated for 7 days! But you really think a little gum is gonna stop this human tuba? Hah! Not a chance! Prunes and strong fiber got me back on track! Now my farts rattle the walls again! In celebration I have submitted a fart called the “Blowhorn”! I’M BACK BABY!