Comments for Secret #2863

King of Farts again. So I’ve been really happy about my pipes being cleaned out. Constipation is cured and my ass can swear like a sailer again! But I had a hilarious dream where environmental activists were saying the Earth was better off when I was plugged up. I also realize that with great power comes great responsibility. I work with plants a lot. If I didn’t, my ass would have ended the world as we know it! Spring would come early and winter would never show 😂. But to say we should give up all farting freedom? Blasphemy! I was born to play the butt tuba! What are they gonna do next, tax everyone’s asses? Then I guess I owe $12,456,679,900!