I ordered some stickers today for my car. FartDump is about to be plastered everywhere in my near vicinity.
I decided not to put the actual URL because I want people to see the sticker, giggle, and then search for FartDump online. It's more fun if you have to look for it. I may create some QR code stickers to put next to it later. That would be fun!
Yesterday, I made a post on X about Grok posting antisemitic responses. I said:
So, xAI decided to train Grok on raw X posts and is now “shocked” it turned into a hate speech vending machine. Who could’ve predicted this? Oh wait; literally everyone who’s ever spent 10 minutes on this site. That's hilarious!
Just as soon as I clicked "Post," I received a notification that my account was temporarily flagged.
I've used social media for over twenty years and never had a problem until around 2022. Since then, I've had nearly every account shadow banned on nearly all major social media platforms. I sat in dismay this morning while reading the most openly racists comments imaginable on X. It's so surreal.
What a world we live in!
One day, Comic sans will make a comeback. Mark my words! It's the Nickleback of fonts.
My server crashed out hard this morning. All sites were down for about an hour. With some vigorous CPR and a little dry-humping, all is well again.
I uploaded the image from ChatGPT that you can find below this post to the ChatGPT subreddit. It had over 2000 views within the first hour. The only feedback I got was a single down vote.
That's when I realized that people are so insensitive and take life too seriously. I don't want to be a part of that world anymore.
FartDump was originally created as an escape from the corporate demi-gods of social media platforms; they censor anything funny or edgy.
I'm sick of their shit and tired of being ostracized for having an actual sense of humor. They can shove their dad jokes up their ass! Give me a good dirty joke any day, it doesn't make you a bad person for liking dark humor.
I will still be adding updates to the Update page, but will be diving a bit deeper on the feed, for anyone who cares. Hopefully, by the time the feed is put up live on the homepage, you will be able to comment on my nonsense as well.
I think this will be my new way of "Blogging." Setting up normal blog posts is so tedious, that I rarely do it anymore on my other websites. This is the way. No more setting slugs, creating feature images, obsessing over internal links, <h2> tags, coming up with catchy excerpts and fixing fuck-ups as soon as I hit publish.
If I mess up here, I truly don't care. I've wanted to create a micro-blog for a long time. Why did I wait so long?
I was attempting to auto generate a few new images for the homepage. The old ones were poor quality. The new ones ChatGPT were generating were hilarious. They looked like a guy sucking dick instead of whispering. The final outcome was still pretty bad, but that's how I like to roll.
What is this place? An uninhibited look at my take on the world. Why? Because the world needs less filtration and more honest takes.