The Wall of Secrets

I need to improve my life so bad but I can't find any energy to do it
I don't exercise as much as I should, I don't eat healthy or much as I was supposed to, I don't study for as much of time I have and I feel tired all the time

i enjoy picking off chewed gum from the bottoms of tables by hand because i feel relaxed

I am a competitive Smash player and I can't let anyone know or the Big Juicy Cheese Man will catch me and feed me to his Big Fat Cheese wife.🐵🧴

Funny names to name your kids:
Dorick
Dwaynette
Waynette
Arnoldette
Knuelborough
Kneulette
Pigotorick
Xecomette
Dougette
Fatissactory
Varugatona
Potetto
Bartonette
Eginfaticette
Metafaterick
Otterick
Ottette
Penicafaterette
Gerebilota
Oblifermis
Oblifermisette
Futomagenta
Futorick
Futorickfuntette
Sarickfuto
Harbunkle
Ingrimort
Erifongo
Buttsinki
Finklebert
Bertette
Dimsun
Funsun
Longsong
Wunsong
Tulong
Wuntundong
Fundong
Hunderding
Shikifunt
Tywagon
Lemmidette
Utterfunt
Yikeface
Fopperick
Botterick
Gerimette
Gerimolfort
Fopperfort
Hunderfort
Shikifort
Figgerick

Sometimes when I'm alone I snort grated cheese.

Doubt ball.
Like dodge ball, but the dodger has to shout either "I doubt it will land" or "I'm toast" depending on whether they feel like they might get hit, but the thrower is then blindfolded and spun round 10 times, and must try not to let the dodger's condition become true, but chuck the ball in a random direction. Point goes to the dodger if they got it right, else the thrower gets the point.

I want to name my kid Figgerick.

My view on life:
The Bible is just figurative, not literal.
It holds many stories that teach us how to behave in society, what to expect in life, and how to react to grief and loss.
God, the geezer in the sky, to me isn't actually sentient. He wasn't begotten, nor can He beget. He is everywhere, and has created everything. To me, he's every atom in existence.
The ten commandments are the most important things anyone must ever remember in life.
Science is experimenting on things to deduce facts from the unknown.
Maybe there wasn't a big bang after all, because nobody can prove it.
Besides, I've established that matter is ever-present, meaning it cannot be created or destroyed. It was always there.

Consciousness is the hardest thing to explain. In my view:
There is no consciousness before birth, nor after death. So there is a creation time and a destruction time.
It allows a being to be independent from the raw logic of the universe.

But I'm an awkward guy irl

Here's my secret: I have an incessant fly in my car and I have no idea what I meant for the love of god sake is the combined face of it all into the lyrics of the encounter with the trolley and it reflects in the first half of the world needs more than one person who lives with the children who enjoy themselves with the same thing as the other side of Mars is not.

I'm 26 and still a virgin, fumbled the only girl who was (presumably) genuinely interested by realising too late and she ghosted me 2 years ago. Dating apps are seemingly the only way to meet anyone in the modern day, but I'm also thinking I have slight trauma from previous experiences that makes me afraid to talk and get romantic with a woman (outside of generic introverted shyness).

I’m 28, and I grew up in an Arab household where the only acceptable way for me to study abroad or live independently is through marriage. This is taking a toll on me every single day. I feel trapped because I don’t want marriage to be the only way I can have the freedom to build my own life.

i am currently actually shitting

I'm homeless and get harassed by cops all the time

I've always had derealization. It got worse with the growth of chatbots, and I started daydreaming more. I don't feel like stoping the daydreaming for as unhealthy as it it's. But I can't feel human connections as deep as it should

i feel like a man but highkey just talking to this girl to hit and then maybe i'll actually confess to the one i'm in love with

I love you guys!! I love fartdump y'all will always hold a special place in my heart even if I don't even know who y'all are 🥹💞 I come in here almost everyday holy shit I need to get a life 🫩

binawasan ko yung pagkain na reregalo ko sa bf ko kasi inaway nya ako before bday nya

I wish I could run away from home and be happy

my best friend hates AI and so do i but i chat to perchance.ai bots every night. how do i stop this addiction?

There was this golden retriever that would get loose in my neighborhood searching for me. The dog would charge at me full force, knocking me off my feet, and proceed to pin me down and hump me. My neighbors would hear my screams and have to come out and pull the dog off of me. I was a small child btw.

When I was 13 I was playing chicken in the pool with my crush. I though peeing on him would come off silly and flirtatious???????????? Never talked to me again.

How do u even survive with toxic-narcissistic parents?? Im pretty good at lying but ig it's not enough.👀👀

I feel like I’m that one friend everyone reaches out to when they need something. like ssly, if cutting ppl off would help I’d have to cut off literally everyone atp🙂

Like who gives a shit if I’m faking just let me fucking cry bitch I didn’t say anything about you when you cry

I can’t even cry without being called a fucking liar. I hate it here

how did you find this website? i found it on instagram.

and im sorry for advertisement in advance but i need this just PLEASE:

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sometimes i just feel lonely. because, like, i have no friends and i don't know how to make any friends. i accepted it a few years ago, but sometimes i still feel that pang of loneliness when im going through something. just someone to talk to. that was all i wanted back then but it's better now

Let’s do something on august 30 we’re everybody uses the emoji 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 and let’s raid royal pears comment section let’s make history

I don’t have a secret sorry :(

im scared shitless of having any job lol

guys is gooning bad. ?

tung tung tung sahur is the best

I can’t stop chasing the dragon.
I need to acknowledge my mental illness.
I must find the worst in my situation so I can finally leave the toxicity.
I have to find the ugly in my partner to get out of this “spell” of the unintentional love I have for them.
‘It’s me, Hi.. I’m the problem, it’s me.(:’

decided the only way to get over my fear of intimacy is to become an evil lesbian and entertain this poor studs crush

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁⛄ Santa is coming in 4 months 😂

I lowk wanna kms sometimes but I'm too scared to say it because I'd get put into the psych ward again

how do you know if your aromantic or traumatized lmk

I half-asleepedly chewed on my earplug like a freaking snack. No, I did NOT swallow it. Maybe I tried to, but my body said absolutely not. It tasted like nothing. Woke up in the morning and nearly fucking died when I realized what I’d done.

i secrectly fall in love easily

Homophobes shoo shoo get away yuck yuck yuck

and it feels so bad to be stoopid like this i used to be so good at some things yet i never profited from any of it i was good at some things but now im feeling overwhelmed and uselesseven harder knowin ur parents r deceived ive heard them talking about what will i become i have no ambitions and i lose time here im self aware yet i cant change anything and it hurts man.

Rip Dolly Parton she died to day , and don’t call me a larp for giving respect to a legend in country music

Anyone have webtoon recs?
Some of my favs are: No So Silent, To Be Honest, Castle Swimmer and Spicy Mints

I’m nonbinary and no one knows so I keep getting misgendered, my parents are queer and so are my closest friends. So ik I would be accepted and I’ve already come out as pan + ace. But it’s just harder cuz it’s my gender identity ig? Idk i really want to and feel stupid cuz I haven’t when I know no one I care about will hate me for it.

jingle never belled apparently (resource: Bible)

I've never dated anyone (idk why its surprising)

i keep farting and while i went up the stairs each fart timed with my steps (not true)

i farted while my but was up in the air in front of my whole class

I once saw my parents having sex when I was 8 and to this day they don't know

i got in contact with my ex again from 5th grade bruh