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i dunno if i should say this, but this is a secret place so here we go. im glad charlie kirk is dead. 1 less person brainwashing young people into voting a criminal for president. yipee

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I am like a literal piece of s*i* and I can't do anything

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all my friends left me and hate me now. My social life just fell apart at the seams and I had a nasty romantic breakup. I feel like a freak and like I can't function. I'm just absolutely shattered. :(

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hello i am really athletic

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I lie frequently in conversation to keep the talk alive :D

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fuck trump

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i have a lot to share.
-i dont like my friends and i feel like they dont like me sometimes. its a weird relationship.
-i goon. too much…
-im jealous of most people.
-im scared of online stuff. like meeting online people, fighthing with online people. its scary.
-i cant make correct decisions. i regret them everytime.
-im weird. i want to be not weird. its hard.
-i cant communicate. with anyone. i try to but its just awkward.
-i think that im perfect. that i am better than anyone else. but i cant say that to people. i rhink all oeople are dumb pieces pf shit.
-i want everyone to love me. everyone. no one can hate me.
-i think about death all the time. i dont want to die.
-im scared of posting this. but thank you. is anyone reading this? dude maybe im talking to myself. hi reader, i love you. youre cool probably. if your a bad person i hate you

thanks. bye.

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i like girls and boys. but girls more. i dont know why i like men. theyre bad and weird. especially in my country. i helped a girl i like about her crush. totally friendzoned. will never come out. mom would support, dad and brother would leave me. i love a girl. shes perfect. i miss seeing her.

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i am gay

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i am a mean person somtime make problems , i am rude , my colleagues in hospital accused me of giving wrong medicine for patients deliberatly , i did not do it , i never defended myself , and left , but i did not harm any patient, once a colleague accused my harrasing a child , i was the one know cremesteric exam , and i thought i am saving him from tisticular torsion , they apologized to me but i am not forgetting it , i will slit her throught , one day , one year , a decade .. i will do it

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i eat ass

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i pick my nose

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i hope a meteor comes and wipes us out like the dinosaurs. Fuck people.

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I LOVE MELON

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i am attracted to my sister

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I'm still stuck on my old talking stage which is weird because I was the one who cut him off, he didn't treat me too well but I could've been better too

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i dont know how to swim

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i am deathly afraid of public pools

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i am both a hardcore fallout fan but also a hardcore object show fan, sue me.

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i have done things to feed my addiction that i can't bring myself to admit to

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i wanna quit my job

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I think I screwed my life up by quitting my job and movin back home

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This website is a bit bad.

First of all, the elephant in the room: it's full of fart humor. It's 2025, not 1,000,000 BC; I think we've moved past farts being funny.

Second, the art style is suspiciously similar to AI-generated images. (There is still a chance it's not AI though.)

Third, many of the games are clones of other games: Baby Launcher is Kitten Cannon, DOTZ is Dots and Boxes, Fartle is Wordle, Fart Factory is Cookie Clicker, and Internet Stumbler is StumbleUpon.

Fourth, the wall of secrets seems to be unmoderated, and is filled with anti-Trump nonsense. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Donald Trump, but we don't need to write spam about it.

Fifth and finally, the sound board contains swears and offensive content.

There are two exceptions though: the fart calculator and the Code Breaker game are pretty cool.

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my peeny is average according to my girlfriend

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I have a talk about storytelling in 2 weeks. Tickets will go live tomorrow ig I don't know. I'm worried that no body will come. But at the same time I'm excited to even just talk to one kid. I hope everything goes well.

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i once f*cked my teacher in school who was also my best friends mom

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im sraight

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How come the death of charlie kirk got LOTS of attention but years of corruption and. Unfairness didn't?

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Im gay. Like super gay.

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I\I touched my sisters boob and I think her ussy as a kid I was about 7-9 I think I dont really remember at what age. but I scared me ever since and now being 24 I really im very shy with girls I thinks its because I did what I did I never was the same I just made it seem like I wanted the thing go away and for 18 years of my life I never really thought of getting a girl friend and im really not that funny ill rate my self a solid 8.9 out of ten plenty of girls liked me but I sort of wanted them to ask me I just felt bad and and sick of everything everyday in high school I didn't know what I was thinking and I just need to change ASAP

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I kinda miss my ex although he was a liar

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I WILLL GET BTS 2026 TICKETS!!!!

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Im being stalked by an ex and im terrified 24/7.

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Lowkey can’t find anyone I really like and no one likes me either, I think I might die alone.

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I sat down on the toilet, pushed, and in literally half a second, a 12 inch long giant poo shot out of my butthole. I think this thing was almost a couple inches in diameter. I'm 14F. This genuinely is the best thing I've ever felt. It was almost like getting something shoved up there..? I dunno. I've started shoving stuff up there now, and it feels damn nice.

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eu estou gravida

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I tooted on my mommas funeral

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I don't believe in god bro I freaking think god I'd selfish oml Its so boring I need a new life fr. But my parents are religious and muslim and homophobic and I know DAM WELL AM PANSEXUAL-

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im gay and always was

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Charlie Kirk scared the far-left. He is a hero.

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I really miss my friends

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i hate this school

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i got rejected from art school,
i think i should do what my grandfather did

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My tummy hurts.

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I hate baby killers

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i once farted in a bus full of people, but the fart was SMELLY (it was a quiet fart) and i blamed the guy that sat next to me

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I've been lying to my family about having my college degree for the last two years.

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I think about my ex situationship more than i should.

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i once nutted in my school

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One day my sister is going to kill me or my mother and i am dreading the day she hurts someone, i have so many things i want to do in life but i know my life will be cut short and there's nothing i can do about it because my sister is very good at hiding her issues to authorities.

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