The Wall of Secrets
strokin my dih i be strokin my shi i be strokin my dih
Shared on:im a slut I love sucking dick
Shared on:A country bumpkin's life isn't easy
I've eaten poop
I've eaten horse
Today I eat goat, car exhaust
Everyone in my family has STDs
A country bumpkin's life isn't easy
I stop jerking off at the sound of a rooster crowing
I'm afraid my cousin will squeeze my balls hard
But I drink milk straight from the teat
I lost my virginity to my mother
And it was good
I had sex with my goat, in a shed
And it was good
Garuva > Indaial
Shared on:When I was a boy my mother often said to me
Get married son and see how happy you will be
I have looked all over, but no girlie can I find,
Who seems to be just like the little girl I have in mind,
I will have to look around until the right one I have found.
I love pantyhose
Shared on:i slept with my mom
Shared on:I want to know some others's secret
Shared on:About 7 years ago now, when i was about 15, my friend, invited me to join her and her family for a vacation of town.I said yes. We've been friends for years now.All went great for the first three days. Then, we went to her cousins place and thats where I met him. Somehow, someway, i ended up alone with this man in his laundry room.(We had talked all day and had a great time). I'm sitting on the washer, enjoying my drink (alcohol).His hands somehow end up in my pants and he's, you know, touching the bean. I have never touched myself or got touched prior, so i feel everything. Within two minutes of him touching me, I'm coming. We then proceed to f*ck, while his whole family is outside, my friend included, no one knowing whats going on inside the house. Long story, short, I f*cked my best friends cousin and still havent told her. Some of you think this may not be a big deal but, 9 months later, I had his baby.She doesnt know, he doesnt know. Im now 22, the baby is now 6. xoxo gossip girl.
Shared on:I wish I could kidnap my crush and keep him in my room. It'll be like what Jeffrey Dahmer did but minus the killing and the drugs :3
Shared on:老師很多都是白癡
Shared on:I made out with my fremeny 7 times at my BFF's b-day party and she has a boyfriend and we are both girls :3
Shared on:One time, I met a man named Jerry. He looked like he was made of a bunch of foreign, gooey substances, but some recongnizable ones inlude: tar, gum, dried pee, earwax, and...yeah I don't know. All I do now is since the day I met him, I've been in love with him. The way he crawled in through my bedroom window at 3:00 AM. They way he stuck to my bedroom carpet. The way he looked at me...shy...yet fierce, somehow. Now, Jerry is my husband. I vowed to never tell about our marrige. A promise I've never broken...Until now, I suppse. I love the way your slime sticks to my face when we kiss. I love it when you fart and we have to buy a new house beause of it. I'm sorry Jerry, I love you. But you know I have to go...Mr. Cantelope wants my cheese breath...you know I'm the only one who has it. So long. my love. I'll see you in the next life.
Shared on:I don't like this website
Shared on:I dated this girl. Who I didn't really like lol. I'm sorry
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breaking stupid government laws is fun
Shared on:Nothing ever changes I feel I've been living the same day on repeat for 6 years
Shared on:I really don't know what going on
Shared on:i fucking hate my life. my parents decide its a good idea to move to Italy. wtf why. like my dad is the only one who speaks italian. the reasons why we moved are still unclear to me anyways. now im like 10 days before and still dont speak italian and i just learned imma have to learn french in school as well. fuck this
Shared on:I shat myself in primary school.
Shared on:Watching a loved one dying sucks ass.
Shared on:I have fallen in ove for the first time i think
Shared on:i fucking love sam altman. thats all i wanted to tell you.
Shared on:i saw my teacher naked he wanted me to touch her boobs
Shared on:the wall of secrets is retarted I hate it
Shared on:you all are idiots I hate you
Shared on:My balls tingle
Shared on:my friend Andrew goons to femboys
Shared on:I'm gay and love dicks.
Shared on:i am iron man
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Jesus loves addicts
Jesus loves the LGBTQ+ community
Jesus loves criminals
Jesus loves police officers
Jesus loves dogs
Jesus loves cats
Jesus loves liers
Jesus loves truth tellers
Jesus loves you.
He wants the best for you :)
i love u too diva
I want to be someone's boyfriend. Take her on dates, cuddle, and buy her flowers.
Shared on:hi
what is this?
teri maa ki chut
Shared on:am proud to say that i hate racists, nazis, pedos, anyone evil and anyone who hates people for just existing
Shared on:parents took my door away. gooning gonna be on nightmare mode now
Shared on:Reddit relationship groups are quit depressing sometimes
Shared on:bread and butter
Shared on:slept 7 hours last night
Shared on:I like dressing up as Joe Biden and I get my buddy andrew to dress up as Kamala Harris and tweking in porta pottys
Shared on:Im autistic
Shared on:I like taking my pants off and twerking in the woods when I here a sound
Shared on:I saw Joe Biden and Kamala Harris twerking in a porta potty
Shared on:I fcking love to j3rk off in the nature
Shared on:I haven't brushed my teeth in like 3 weeks
Shared on:I am 31 and feel aimless in life, I feel like a burden to my friends and family. I hope the future is different.
Shared on:hello!!!
Shared on:I'm slept with girlfriend's office bestfriend. It happened after I got drunk at my friend's party and ended up making out with her. My friends are saying I should relax and just not tell my gf. Now I don't know what to do, and I was all set to propose to my gf. What should I doooo????
Shared on:im so scared to go to to practice...
Shared on:I hate that i dont vibe with anyone
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