The Wall of Secrets
I stopped talking to all my friends after high school ended because they were using an app called PoopMap to track where they've taken a dump
Shared on:I see visions of the future but one keeps coming back to me. It's a mushroom cloud rising up behind the Statue of Liberty on May 3rd in 2030.
Shared on:what color is math, i think its red yall, debate in comments
Shared on:The password to the goon cave is primordial soup.
Shared on:We live in a society where even your unzipped pants have political lore.
Shared on:i a girl look at girls butts in my class idk why TT
Shared on:My abusive ex has a terrible chronic illness called ankylosing spondilitis. I love reading through the disease's subreddit and also was hoping COVID would finish him off. Too bad it didn't!
Shared on:Anyone else paranoid that we won’t even be able to access the internet without Digital ID in the future? You can forget about anonymous secrets then. UK is already talking about restricting VPNs and America is currently working on a version of the Online Safety Act (which the UK already has) called the Kids Online Safety Act or something. The EU wants to spy on ALL text messages and Canada and Australia are talking about implementing their versions of the Online Safety Act as well. Enjoy dumb sites like these while they last!
Shared on:When I was 20 i accidentally shat myself bcs of tummy virus I had :(
Shared on:I accidentally used my brother’s toothbrush. 😔
Shared on:I'm gay and no one knows
Shared on:King of Farts again. So I’ve been really happy about my pipes being cleaned out. Constipation is cured and my ass can swear like a sailer again! But I had a hilarious dream where environmental activists were saying the Earth was better off when I was plugged up. I also realize that with great power comes great responsibility. I work with plants a lot. If I didn’t, my ass would have ended the world as we know it! Spring would come early and winter would never show 😂. But to say we should give up all farting freedom? Blasphemy! I was born to play the butt tuba! What are they gonna do next, tax everyone’s asses? Then I guess I owe $12,456,679,900!
Shared on:It doesn’t take more than a day for me to stink if I don’t shower in that time. 🤣
Shared on:I secretly fart in church
Shared on:im disgusted by myself. (im approx. 260lbs, female and 5'1 so rest assured im actually fat, not just larping) i have a wonderful boyfriend who lets me know he loves me, but i find it hard to conceptualize that my body could ever be seen as desirable. hes not a feeder either, hes stated many times that he will support my weight loss if i happened to want to do so, so i dont understand why he would stay with me if its not some kind of fetish. im also quite ugly in the face, acne on my cheeks (both pairs) and horrible facial harmony (if thats a thing).
we've been together over a year and a half, so i know this isnt some elaborate prank, but i want so badly for this feeling of inadequacy to fade. i dont want to hate myself anymore.
thank you for listening
I sucked a blokes cock
Shared on:Today I saw therapist for the first time in years without anyne knowing mainly because ive been having trouble focusing on work and school, but we realized that I was emotinally abused during my childhood and experience trauma from it. I really dont know how to feel right now.
Shared on:I secretly scream like a girl and then blame it on the person next to me (I laugh as well.)
Shared on:I don't want to live in this country. I'm sick of Arabs, hahaha, it's fucking hilarious to make fun of me, laugh at me. Yeah, I don't know the language perfectly, so what the fuck? I know a lot more than the basics. Even my math teacher thinks I don't understand him. Is that funny? No. Or how my classmates laugh at me, ask me to make a funny face. How everyone pisses me off. My mother doesn't understand me, I don't have a dad, I only have a stepfather whom I simply hate. Every time he has to throw in his nasty little phrase, fuck you, man.
Shared on:When I don’t shave even for 1 week my face looks like I’ve been roughing it in the wilderness for 7 weeks.
Shared on:Hey everyone. Important international announcement:
I farted.
Me tiré un pedo.
我放了个屁。
لقد أطلقت الريح.
おならをしました。
Ho scoreggiato.
J'ai pété.
Я пукнул.
AP has childbearing hips
Shared on:I farted and burped at the same time. Does that make me a Wizard?
Shared on:je te plumerai les pattes
Shared on:i have secretly crush on my societies watchman's wife...
Shared on:I have dark brown hair. But when I grow out my beard sometimes I have a few red hairs. It’s weird! Why is that?
Shared on:first person to talk in here about how much i love shin ryujin
Shared on:Just pooped.
Shared on:I HAVE CRUCH ON MAHEEN
Shared on:I know 4 languages and I'm horrible at all of them (including English I'm using auto correct). I'm even an all A's honor student but I suck at writing and spelling
Shared on:How many anonymous people has hashimoto disease with hypothyroidism. By the way coke holiday
Edition vanilla is
Good if you want to know
I hate the person that I was when I was a teen girl... Not hate, but like I really do regret a lot of stuff I did that are now kinda affecting me... Kids dont do drugs, and think about ur choises twice
Shared on:im 27 and have never been in a relationship
Shared on:i love u
Shared on:I know something , which I can't tell to you . If I tried to tell anyone those people would kill me. Believe me , there are something far more greater than our understanding.
Shared on:I am gay
Shared on:Yo! King of Farts here. I’m the guy who’s contributed the best farts for the soundboard. Unfortunately my mighty plumbing has been… clogged ever since I accidentally swallowed some gum. It takes a lot to bung up this champion, but the gum was literally gumming up my tubes. Aw man! I was constipated for 7 days! But you really think a little gum is gonna stop this human tuba? Hah! Not a chance! Prunes and strong fiber got me back on track! Now my farts rattle the walls again! In celebration I have submitted a fart called the “Blowhorn”! I’M BACK BABY!
Shared on:On November 11, 2025
Me and my mom had to take care of the baby for a couple hours, she wouldn’t stop crying at all. But my brother gave me a coke the holiday edition. Before I left me and my brother try it and it really good. During
Thanksgiving try it. ( coke vanilla is my favorite
Every time.)
I sometimes feel so empy and i dont undestand why
Shared on:i miss him.
Shared on:Daniiar has farted very loudly during IoT application system class in 2025, November
Shared on:Yeah YouTube is a virus. MY PHONE LITERALLY SAID YOUTUBE IS A VIRUS. WHEN I CLOCKED ON PLAY. I am going to send my phone to the government right now.Woah, oh my god make aure to like and smash the Subscribe button because I am literally being hunted down by my furniture in my house. I can literally hear them singing the Christmas song right after she defrosted. Guys. GUYS. Without furder ado. we need to gk! Oh.. my mind...
Shared on:IM A FURRY
Shared on:i am a horse in guyana
Shared on:Hemmroids
Shared on:I feel sad
Shared on:im so lonely. i miss having people who actually loved me and cared for me. honestly not even that just people who would talk to me. now im stuck in my head
Shared on:When watching a YouTube video early today, I saw this ad for witches 2026 calendar, do any one like it because I was planning on gets one unless I don’t get another snow dog Vlog husky calendar. Also I did take the witches test on zodiac cancer is Psychic Healer.
Shared on:i pee'd in the pool
Shared on:I have a crush on italian guy but he does porn and he is into femboys not big boys like me
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